Maybe it’s just Pratt doing a Ray Liotta impersonation?

“Now I am become boredom.”

Please let Don Cheadle be playing War Machine, opening up a potential Marvel vs DC sequel and hell, throw in a Cheers cast reunion just for hell of it.

We’re one step closer to a summer biatlhon at the Olympics.

Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the mysterious monolith.

“...look at the hollow vertebrae, just like a movie theatre. And even the name, ‘Net flix’ means ‘something that very fine material occasionally passes through.’”

He misread the ‘Drummer Wanted’ ad and thought the band was called ‘Rage For The Machine’

It could feature multiple seasons of a will-they-won’t-they plotline involving the man and the ghost of woman who was part of the Donner Party.

Totally valid response.

OK, but then why did they also edit out the part where Kevin goes ice skating at Rockefeller Center with Gaddafi that is central to the plot of the movie?

From a certain point of view, this would make Yoda the founding member of the 27 Club.

All the more reason to promote the Sioux Falls Skyforce from the G League and relegate the Kings.

We have always been at war with Debra Messing.

Kevin Kevin Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin. 

No one’s slick as Gaston,
No one’s quick as Gaston,
No one’s more hated by fake cop dicks as Gaston

My reaction when someone says they don’t find six foot tall birds scary.

I’m Tremendously excited about this.

The fact that Ferraro was Stefan’s captain in Atlanta makes it even better.

I saw the words “Destroyer mixtape” and thought it was referring to the band from Vancouver fronted by Dan Bejar from The New Pornographers.