I have no idea why, but something about the way he keeps putting the glasses he just punched off her face back on her is as deeply disturbing as the actual physical violence, like it’s some extension of a need for control or the like.

How anyone can treat someone they supposedly love with such violence is beyond my comprehension.

 Son of a bitch.

Be sure to drink your ovaltine?

I would think petunias and ‘Oh, no. Not again.’

I hate the old “Text & Call” combo. You get a “Hey what are you up to tonight/can you help me out with something” text and then because I took more than 30 seconds to respond, I immediately get a phone call from the person asking the same question. Calm down, I’m trying to gather my thoughts and come up with a reason…

Signature or real-time resting heart rate?

Yeah he is....

License plate photo + call 911. Then sit back and watch the fun.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

No way up and no way down begs the question of how he got there in the first place.

So you’re saying thats a hard pass

The only thing that makes me think Cuban might not be lying is the part about stuffing his hand down the back of her pants and touching her groin region. I’ve only ever stuck my hand down the back of a woman’s pants consensually but I can barely reach the bottom curve of her butt, if that. Maybe she wasn’t wearing…

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

This is horrible all around. The teacher is allowed to panic and the students are allowed to be outraged. Especially given a fellow student died holding the door open. No one should have been put in that position. It’s criminal they were put in that position.

Neither side is wrong.

Also $1.99 for a basic can of Campbell’s is a terrible price. That’s mid-range soup territory. Almost worse than Bill Gates thinking a box of Totino’s pizza rolls cost $22!