Everyone is ragging on this dude, but I kind of feel like he just accidentally fell asleep on a long, boring drive and didn’t die because the car was driving itself.

better now?

I made this, it makes the 2019 Camaro look much better.

“Cow.”

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

Average car buyer: IT’S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY WITH THE AUTOMAKERS AND BIG OIL TO MAKE FUEL MILEAGE BAD!!

So many headlights!

Which, unless I’m missing something, means the cows next to it are not “regulation size”. In the photo it’s about twice the height of the other cows. Not merely 1 foot taller.

Yeah, I’m not saying he’s not a big cow, but I think there’s some perspective shenanigans going on here.

Those are all short cows. If Knickers is 6'4" then those cows are way shorter than the average adult cow height of 4'10-5'. It’s a cowspiracy.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

Throwing rocks at border patrol and tearing down fences is most definitely "the wrong way".

You seem like a pleasant and we'll adjusted individual. Making light of suicide is very progressive

Ugh. Duke is going to win another championship. I hate everything! 

Shows how much you know about bipedal avian mascot physiology.

Unless your kid is already a battle-hardened little horror aficionado, I’m going to have to side with you on this one. I think The Shining would be a terrifying experience at 10, and if I had seen it that early, I’d still be talking about it on pop culture websites today.

It is incredible how stealthily and continuously successful Kenan Thompson has been as a child actor to adult actor, particularly with the vast majority of his career being in sketch comedy.

Wouldn’t the batter still be able to hear the catcher say “slider, off the outside corner?” I mean you can still hear someone when they’re talking into a microphone.

He got better

i occasionally pull up this clip to watch/listen to just because of how awesome the prince solo was. never gets old.