Probably keeps a stack of hot takes at the ready, just in case.

If your kids are fat, it’s on you. Make better fucking choices. The occasional cheeseburger isn’t the issue.

If your kid likes cheeseburgers and you would normally buy a Happy Meal containing one for your kid, all this does is force you to buy a different meal, with a larger sized drink and larger sized fries. How is that healthier? This will not force people to make do with the offered options. McDonald’s is not a health…

If you’re a parent, do you risk having a meltdown or do you get your child what’s most appealing to them?

Important lessons:

Dude - never, ever turn away and put your camera down when a flying car is taking off.....

If they formed a band, is he her employer? I wouldn’t normally think so, but if it is some sort of vanity project where he hired talented musicians to pretend to play with him, then maybe.

Seriously, I can’t see him as anyone BUT Jim.

• Why didn’t Jacob tell his mother that he was choosing Florida? 
  

Or maybe FL didn’t cut her a check like the swag schools she’s sportin, and now she’s out the 2nd half of the payments upon delivery. We know how College Football works in the S E C

She may have known better, but she didn’t act better and ruined this young man’s moment.

I don’t know what it is about this new space race that has captivated me so much, but I wept during the launch yesterday. I didn’t become fascinated with space until after college, so I missed that boat for getting involved professionally. But I’m so glad there are people like Elon Musk willing to make the investments…

here is the problem with the clement catch. find a football. hold it chest high with two hands as if you just caught a pass. now transition it to cradling it near your waist with one hand as if you were running with it. it is completely impossible to do that while keeping one hand on the ball at all times.

At the time, I thought Ertz should’ve taken a knee at the 1 yard line. Pats out of timeouts, run the ball 3 times then kick a FG with about 10 seconds left. Giving Brady the ball with that much time left could’ve been disastrous.

I should have checked no one posted this in the time it took me to look up what year the Prince halftime show was...

Still not as bad as Dodge using MLK to try to sell trucks.

“How many more weeks of winter? For you, human, the answer is: none.”

A father’s love. :(

That was a man that loved his kids. So sad for the family loss.

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.