It was worth the long read. Thank you!

Here’s how this went down.

No, I said I wrote a new ditty. It goes like this...

Grabbed her by the pursey.

It’s hard to describe how much better the google assistant is than Alexa or Siri. It responds naturally, knows everything, and controls home devices almost flawlessly.

Or the simpler explanation: A dude that has been caught cheating high scores in the past has a fishy, unreproducible score, and has now assumed to be a liar.

I would love it if my community college offered Remedial Spy

“I’ve never been a spy myself”

I feel like if you have to tell a spy to not voluntarily wear something called a “tracking device” then they need to take some remedial Spy classes. I’ve never been a spy myself, but I’ve seen enough movies/tv/novels/YouTube videos/episodes of Cheaters to know that I should attempt to avoid “tracking devices” if I…

jogging?

Literally wasn’t available when I posted.

Literally wasn’t available when I posted.

This can be summed up with, “Do the right thing (which changes occasionally) unless you think someone’s feelings will be hurt because of their insecurities that you don’t know about.”

It’s not complicated. At all.

I only sit on buses or trains if they’re pretty empty, as soon as they begin to fill up I stand.

Look at person.

I was taught to give up my seat to anyone older than about 30 and women in general. Basically as an able bodied man, I was standing if there were more people than seats.

Yeah, maybe a generational thing. It’s like a grandparenty comment. I get that it’s not something they should be discussing but I don’t think it’s the big deal the article is wanting it to be.
Innapropriate, yes, sexual, no, harrassment, no, attempt to generate outrage and lots of clicks, yes.

I have been doing this for many years. I have never had a clueless “jump-in”. The key is the person you are offering the seat to has to be reasonably close and you have to get up in such a way to block the “jump-in”. I started doing it because I hated the “ham actor projecting to the back of the theater with oversized…

I always thought this was the best way.

Official press release from Senator Roger Wicker concerning this incident: