“Driver was on autopilot”

Most of us assume some braking occurred right before the collision. Still, emergency response vehicles are built like tanks. They can take a hit.

“Currently unavailable.” I guess we broke it.

“Currently unavailable.” I guess we broke it.

It doesnt work anymore, Amazon tells me it is currently unavailable

It doesnt work anymore, Amazon tells me it is currently unavailable

No longer available.

No longer available.

headline is wrong... clearly thats a snoyota

Coldstone.

You think the guy was running and not on a bike? The camera seems pretty steady for a guy running.

Look, that’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

Wait, as in the CG model has no ass? I thought the butt looked more plumped up on the CG model, almost oddly so. Something about the curve from the butt/hip curve looks unnaturally wavy.  

Everytime I see one of these it’s too late to get in with any of the really good puns.

Exactly, if one of these men used the podium to speechify, the article would be: “Note to Hollywood Men, for just 3 hours on one night, it was your time to shut up and listen, but you couldn’t do it”.

Caitlin, thank you for...wait for it...”clarifying” the process!

Grilled cheese sandwich. Take two pieces of bread, slather it in butter, put it on a skillet, put bacon and three pieces of cheese in between the bread, flip when necessary, and squish it down so the crust cooks as well. Repeat 2-3 more times.

Do you honestly think most stars pay real attention to anything but their rehearsed fluff pieces they come out with while promoting whatever it is they’re really there to promote?

This situation (rape and assault) is a glorious goldmine for bloggers who have no time for facts only “content”.

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

An Anti-Tesla would use gas and not rely on the same huge screen gimmick. This car will be crap.

Wouldn’t the real anti-Tesla be called Edison?

I would imagine that would be a Copyright nightmare though.

The worst alarm clock ever built...