Jesus why don't you try writing a good article for once. My dog leaves more interesting things in tightly coiled piles on my front lawn.

Hey Jesus have you claimed your prize yet? I figured you were such an Apple fan girl you would have jumped at the opportunity to display your nano sized gift .

Gizmodo is slowly becoming more and more like last weeks reddit. Y'all suck now.

Don't let one persons experience prevent you from this wonderful experience. I have had 2 lucid dreams in my life, they were super awesome and I wish I had the ability to experience lucid dreams whenever I pleased.

I would love to see some new "journalists" here. They need to get rid of douche bag Jesus Diaz. That guy is the epitome of yellow journalism.

Is it true that Gunners have a slight magnification to them? I really have been wanting to get a pair because I am in front of a computer 10 hours a day but I do not want to need prescription glasses later on because I do not need them now. Will this slight magnification cause damage to my 20/20 vision in the long…

Can you offer any discounts for the Giz readers? Also do you know if vision plans offer to pay for them if I do not need to wear glasses but I want to protect my eyes from staring at a computer screen all day?

Does anyone know of a time frame for a release date for this bad boy?

Because all things revolve around New York thats why

Great story Kyle! Articles like this are what has set Gizmodo apart from the rest in the past. Keep up the good work.

I'm not surprised either. I think monkeys banging coconuts together can scrape together a better article than most of the editors here. Sad thing is all the good ones like Rosa and Jason left before the ship sank.

Probobaly at your moms house. Ba Dum Tss

I'm not too sure

I still don't

Still don't believe it. Something is wrong with your computer.

You are a fool, it was someone else in the world liking the article.

This post sucksand so do you, try writing about actual facts sometime instead of just posting rumors.

Same thing happens at theme parks. if a family member is handicapped usually they let up to 4 other family members to cut the lines along with them.

I would love to tar and feather that guy if I ever see him in NY

Open packaging, remove iPhone and cables, give cardboard packaging to dog to chew up, place intact iPhone and cables back on the ground under the other stuff. Come Rufus, Sit Rufus. Say Cheese.