I will just shove handfuls of them into a glass of milk and drink the chunky brown sludge anyway. 

luckily no. I am not sure my brain could process that much batshittery.  

So if one really wants one of these it would almost make sense to buy a POS used car and drive it into the ground until the prices come down in a year or two?

all that “it was meant to be”, “gods’ plan” “everything happens for a reason” “preordained” garbage makes me want to vomit. Religious programming will destroy us all. 

Every single conspiracy wacko I have ever met has been incapable of handling uncertainty, chance, bad luck, chaos and randomness. They are such control freaks that they cannot handle that bad shit just happens. Effing small minded cowards. 

Car dealerships will jack up prices and blame the bridge collapse by this afternoon. 

These days people just do not think through anything. 

Do not blame this asshole’s teachers. He is this stupid by his choice.

Waiting for the maga conspiracy that says some liberal destroyed the bridge because liberals hate the national anthem. 

And fox news is trying to link it to the border. 

Correct, not well protected, probably becasue that would cost money.

This may entice me back to Hyundai as this probably will not disappear engine oil and I could just give it back at the end of the lease. 

Maga is already blaming Pete Buttigig, Biden and liberals all over social media. Bad shit happens not everything has to be a conspiracy.

I think I will mask up for every airplane flight for the foreseeable future if it pisses off infants like this.

A FWD Evoque, hard no. even if it is a manual diesel. 

Does it have any tow points or anything like tow hooks in the front? 

This years group seems very uninspired. 

Hopefully. Some time in the workhouse would probably help her humility. 

I have been working with teenagers for 25 years. I have learned to never underestimate the stupidity of people. 

There are so so many things wrong with a drunk teenager rolling a Porsche.