yes this!

They may not build them like they used to, but that’s a good thing.

We tried the mcdonalds app to order from the traffic light outside a mcdonalds to order a head of time and the order went to a mcdonalds 15 miles away not the mcdonalds we were 50 yards from. we will wait a bit before we try that again, let them work out the bugs. 

If you are to the right of Chick-Fil-A you need a f*&king lobotomy.

Wow ONE whole new movie. 

Lets toss some tech Bros in jail also, in the name of equity.

Are the gloves hiding all the lost fingers from Reading? 

Xanadu!

Clockwork Orange

If you want the new Scout to be ‘Merican as possible it better run on coal mined, without safety regulations, by small children.

Fudge stripe cookies make great s’mores.

Thankd goodneas I wass correcteded buy some noe tyhat has nevear hade a typoo

He is nearing full Bond Villain at this point

Asking Americans to plan ahead and/or pay attention is a bit of a stretch.

Reason 782 why young people do not want to have kids. 

I see far to may people with their seat backs reclined way to far and them sitting unsupported in a humped over question mark shape.

ALL of it just makes my inner teenage boy just giggle.

Thanks for this, as a childhood abuse survivor, I remember that hard conversation with my mom in my early 20s asking her why she let my step father abuse me. It was a hard conversation, we worked through it and she was surviving the abuse herself and had nothing left to protect her children. Trauma sucks. 

These tech bros need to take more biology classes. Then again as a biology major back in the day I remember the tech/engineering/computer science guys were NOT science smart.

Domestic abuse is now a prerequisite for running for office in the GOP.