How else is one supposed to make new Republicans if you don’t catch them early and fill them with irrational fears?

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

Brady Org has suggestions on what we all could do to make change happen.

I think Japan, Australia & the UK need to hold an intervention at this point

“We care for you. We can’t see you keep hurting yourself like this...”

That seems unlikely since many in Kentucky’s state legislature share her beliefs.

I feel like his middle name should start with an “H”?

DO YOU EVEN FRENCH KISS BRO?

I always knew Charlie would eventually get sick of Mac’s shit.

I’m so tired of Joe, man. So tired. Also, I think he has a drinking problem.

She Rick Perry’d her own letter.

I also heard that it helps to have a memorable avatar so that the writers can recognize/remember you quicker.

http://deadspin.com/heres-marshall…

Is that weird?

I feel like they said this in an attempt to remove blame from the corporation and place it on his (alleged) girlfriend.

I figured that when the news first came up. There was no way he was able to do the things he admitted to doing without SOMEBODY at Subway hearing something.

she’s definitely a human cat.

Welcome to Penis Island.