“Now let’s go watch 300.”

I don't touch anything that has Macklemore on it, sorry.

I don’t even follow basketball, and I’m moving to Sactown fuck it

“I’m 99% positive,” “I firmly believe,” =\= facts, links, or linked, objective analyses, etc.

Kinja is a capricious set of gods, rewarding the funny, the insightful, the true, and the counterpoint...on any given day. Be yourself, and don’t take it personally if you are judged to be stupid, boring, or dull. Not everyone gets handed the “smart” or “entertaining” card upon exiting the womb.

No judgment bro, carry on. (Muppets- they're just like us!)

So in addition to everything else, he’s anti-living wage. Nice.

Dju viddy my blog name tho. Levels, man. Watch it again.

Why isn’t she smiling? This looks like a cry for help. Or she thinks she’s a cat(woman).

“does not have a discerning palate” “says it’s okay”

Now I want a beer, a whiskey, and a Ford truck.

*when

Microwaved. Turkey. “Bacon”.

So- Sam Raimi, Ralph Steadman & Mike Judge walk into the Adult Swim headquarters...

Why not? The current Republican front runner has made a global mockery of our system, doubling down on brash, unfeasible positions with zero substance upon scrutiny...and all the xenophobic shitheads are lapping it up...sickening, if entertaining. Great ratings while the deckchairs are rearranged.

+1 rib