That would be great, but that’s almost as unrealistic as Americans ceasing their fetishization of firearms.

Uhhh... Americans?

10s, perhaps 100s of thousands of households in America have guns in easily accessible spots where kids can get them and injure themselves and others.

One of our most defining traits, welcome to the United States.

It’s true. Had there only been more guns in the house, this whole horrible tragedy might have been averted.

Fuck guns and fuck the NRA and fuck anyone who supports the NRA.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Well, unfortunately mom has to get the clothes out of the dryer in the basement and that’s right behind my sweet gaming rig. She says boobies is bad. I’ve complained about being 40 and how I should be able to look at what I want. But she just goes on and on about it being her house and me getting a job, blah, blah. So…

Who are you charging? The player is unknown!

Have people lost the ability to identify narcissistic, self entitled psychopaths on sight?

He’s still a good looking white guy with a great body and there are still 14 year olds looking at the Internet, so yeah, he’ll be fine.

But this is a tablet running a AAA game from just this last year.

Knack 2 is no match against SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

Super common. Video games are an aspect of / variation on the “party parents” who treat their kids like an especially needy and annoying member of their party crew.

He doesn’t want to say no. He wants his kid to have fun playing a video game. And he wants that more than he wants a bunch of cool video game swords.

That’s pretty awful, to tell a kid they ruined something for you is super shitty. I can understand his frustration, but taking it out on an 8 year old is horrible :/

Sounds like your dad inadvertently scarred you pretty hard there. Did you ever bring it back up with him? Just curious.

Hm, no?

You published last week’s Life in Aggro it seems.