It’s true, he doesn’t legally owe his fans shit, but surely even you can acknowledge that he doesn’t have the balls to finish his work. He can. He just isn’t brave enough to do it. He doesn’t know how to wrap it all up because he wrote himself into a hole so deep that he buried himself. And that’s fine. He doesn’t owe…

Eh, same thing.

He’s been dad hip hop for at least a decade. Seriously, would you be surprised if he did a set at a brokerage firm’s holiday party?

Young people did end the Vietnam War, but those young people were Vietnamese.

Most people would agree, but for me, it’s always ten degrees too hot.

You sweet summer games child.

Not all of California—just the Bay. And even then, it’s just SF. And it is.

It’s true. There’s a reason why when someone learns to “cook,” it almost always starts off with Italian.

I know a lot of people wonder what the hell happened to hip hop, but there are tons of artists out there making some dope ass shit. They’re just hard—the same as it’s always been. One of my favorites that give me a feel of the 90s is Pro Era.

Their best song. Bought the album the same day I heard it. Shit fell off the tracks right quick on the second album and it’s been crashing ever since, but they’ll always have this song.

Beijing 2022

Roll. Tide.

And he is, therefore, a lucky man and, undoubtedly, a gentleman and scholar. We should all be so fortunate.

That’s a shit zoo.

You first. I insist.

Still peanuts compared to the City.

There, there, Tom.

Wahlberg is to Boston what Trump is to New York.

What makes everyone think LeBron isn’t cool with Dray or Steph? On-court stuff? That’s just competing. Everything I’ve seen from their off-court stuff shows they’re at cool with each other and very well might be friends.

Try rolling through a West Coast rap song without a ‘64 Impala and see where you end up. Are there superfluous car call outs in rap? Yes. Are car call out in rap fundamental? Jeah.