So I take it you’re a fan of the names “Celestiq” and “Lyriq”?

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Probably because there has never been a good scientific study that has showed any deleterious effects whatsoever even though many very good scientific studies have been done looking for them.

Can’t be “the people” if you are “The Person.”

All this is going to do is make them close the sports division entirely.

2Fast; 2Floorius

Coming soon, Grovelopnik, Grovespin, Grovemodo, Grovebel, Grovehacker, Grovaku and the Groot.

Yeah, but they didn’t fire the guy that decided they didn’t have to fire the guy before they decided they did have to fire the guy.

I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph. 

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

“Give me the price that if someone beats it, you don’t feel like you lost.” 

“You won’t buy from me if you can compare my price to others’ prices.”

This comment is so boomer it just bought a Corvette.

Not that Buick, that Buick.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

The thing that really bothers me is if he goes by “doctor bobby” then should he be “uncle doctor bobby” and not “doctor uncle bobby”?

I thought Clayton Kershaw’s tribute to that last night was really beautiful.

Nor five years ago during the Umbrella protests.

It’s actually pretty fucking incredible what NASA accomplishes with the budget we allot them. Imagine if they continued to have the ~4% funding levels they got during Apollo and where we’d be today.