And your mother is....oh, wait....

Bedtime, grandpa fellah.

Our local Arby’s is located down the block from Little Lucca, something that means nothing to most of you, but is fucking hilarious for anyone who knows the joy that is a Lucca sandwich slathered in the garlic and jalapeno sauces.

The robbery of Kim Yuna was highway, but she, of course, rose above it and ended her career on a gracious note. That figure skating judging is highly suspect is obvious, but it was the brazenness of the Russian judge, in Russia, with Putin in attendance, that was head-shakingly laughable.

The fouled team gets the free-throws plus possession.

When you can assume that police will kill a completely innocent man, I think there’s a bigger problem we should address.

I will preface this by saying if I were King of the USA, there would be no guns in this country, at all. That being said, “it can’t be done” here for a couple of reasons. The first is that the 2nd Amendment exists, and it has been interpreted by the Supreme Court to guarantee a right of private ownership of guns. I…

On the flip side, Halls of Fame have plenty of players no one remembers today, or will come to forget in 20, 30, 40 years.

His left foot clearly came down in-bounds (you can see the line in the turf where his left toe was dragged). The question is whether he had control of the ball at the moment his left foot came down.

Fuck the owners, always.

Naw, this team was put together by generational luck and timing and everyone here knows that. And it’s full of weird personalities, which we also like. The “right” way is done down in San Antonio.

In Calfornia, air is free if you purchase fuel.

In Calfornia, air is free if you purchase fuel.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

What year is this?!

No nation is on the level of the eastern European nations, but you’ve got to be kidding if you think it doesn’t happen in Spain. Neymar, one of the world’s most famous players, was the target of racism just last year. I don’t watch Ligue 1, but a quick google search shows that racism has followed Balotelli into France…

Racism is rampant in European soccer, and at the highest levels, even from fans of a player’s own team. This is not an outlier at all, nor is it relegated to soccer—athletes and fans of other sports have also demonstrated outright racism that would have been immediately condemned and punished had it happened here in…

I just realized that Wilson is the Curry of the NFL. This dude would die of brain freeze if he wrote on the the NBA. “Kevin Love deserves Curry’s MVPs!”

Because you’re soft?

I remember about a decade ago, I decided to make a real go at trying to teach my dad how to use the internet. I tried to explain what Google was and how he can type in whatever he wanted to know more about and how you click on the links that appear and how to click the “back” button to go back to the original page…

Yep, I know a couple like this, though slightly different from your examples. She works at Google, he works at Facebook. He bought the mobile home a few years ago when he was in his mid-20s, and when they got married last year, she moved in. They make six-figures each, and they can afford to rent a nice apartment…