Preach. La La Land is already forgotten, but Moana is forever.

I’m Asian. We know and we go.

I’ve never seen a stanced car in the Bay Area, and we have all manner of car culture out here. I’m sure it exists, and maybe you have to go to certain meet-ups or shows to see them, but I’ve never seen a stanced car just rolling by.

Are the dodgers?

I didn’t follow Harrison last season, but man, in the 2016 Finals, he was complete ass. A lot of people think the Bay Area stinks because of our homeless, but trust me, it’s the lingering stench of Harrison’s assness.

Regarding the Jemele Hill situation at ESPN, does Deadspin have some sort of policy for writers sounding off on their personal social media accounts?

Eh, this is pretty much what white “liberals” actually sound like.

Or, put another way, Donald Fucking Trump accused our first black president of having engaged in a criminal conspiracy to illegally seize the White House. This motherfucker.

“You will see him on TV, any given Sunday, win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai...”

I’m 20 years older than when I last played organized tackle football at 18, so I’m all too familiar with the frailties of my mind and body, and those two decades have brought to light just how damaging football is to the players. Those two things—maturity and information—have greatly diminished my enjoyment of the…

I honestly don’t know what’s worse, the Wedding Industrial Complex or the Baby Industrial Complex. I’ve never experienced either, thank the gods, but from seeing how it warps my friends’ minds, I honestly don’t know. One of my homies just bought a stroller for $700. $700! And he said it’s because he just couldn’t…

What I hate is that, for whatever reason, the Star Spangled Banner is automatically associated with the military. As far as I know, each branch of the military has its own anthem or song. No one is sitting those out. This is the national anthem. The song of the country and its people. It is utterly insane to me that…

Honestly curious: Eagles and Pirates? How?

Most Niner fans I know actually don’t mind the stadium. Yes, they say it’s unbearable for the two games or so when it’s a late summer daytime game, but as the season progresses into the fall, and the evening games, most fans actually like the stadium. Underwhelming for a brand new $1.3 billion stadium, yes, but it’s…

Pick one country with a professional soccer league in Europe and I’ll find at least a dozen articles of bananas or monkey chants or some other sort of racial verbal or physical abuse from fans or players directed at other fans or players. It doesn’t have to happen each and every match for it to be “the norm.” If, this…

I thought the first season was very interesting. I never really Hard Knocks or any behind-the-curtain show on the NFL, so the coaching and locker room aspect was new for me. Plus, it showed me a part of the country (the South) that I know very little about. I know it’s not representative, but gather enough slices of…

Oh, I agree completely.

Europe doesn’t even try to ignore it. Anyone who has watched European soccer knows those bananas thrown on the field aren’t to give their players potassium.

It’s true. Source: am Korean. Also, Korea is racist. Source: am Korean. The sign is also true. Source: am American.

Game of Thrones used to know.