I’m a Warriors fan and I live in SF, and I think the Dubs leaving Oakland is as bad, if not worse, than the Niners leaving SF. This musical chairs around the Bay is bullshit.

Getting in to Candlestick wasn’t really that bad because people headed to the park over the course or 3 or 4 hours or so before kickoff. Getting out was the bitch, but that was true whether you took Muni or drove, and even then, it wasn’t THAT bad. The Coliseum and Oracle have a much better situation with BART, and…

Every bus to the Stick was packed to the gills, and the wait to get back on the buses after the game was stupid long. Actual SF residents may have been outnumbered by people from the Peninsula or the North and South Bays, but those of us in the City absolutely did take those cutty ass MUNI lines, and they were fun as…

The cultural separation the team created when the left for Santa Clara can not be understated. I know it’s only 40 miles away, but that’s not the point. Anyone who is from here knows that each region of the Bay is its own thing, distance be damned. In my entire life, from birth through college graduation, I found…

Hummm baby!

Such a nasty album. When the end of the world comes, Coflow will provide the soundtrack.

Somewhat related, but mostly not: Is anyone able to find a new Men’s Kaepernick jersey on sale anywhere online? I noticed a few weeks ago that Youth and Women’s are available but no Men’s jerseys at the NFL shop or the Niners shop.

It’s not physically possible, and yet 65% still manage to do it.

What about prison guard union spokespeople?

A bet on Mayweather is a bet that this whole thing isn’t fixed. He should win. Whether he will is another matter entirely.

Because white women are still white.

Harleys are like Corvettes—seen as something only old dudes get, sadly and mistakenly thinking they’ll look cool.

Bougie been a thing. It’s been in hip-hop for at least 20 years, and undoubtedly existed before even then.

The Risen Again Confederacy would be better served placing their new capital in the suburbs or on some farm. You have to get down to the 38th largest city before you find one that went to Trump—it’s Mesa, and then Virginia Beach, and I don’t care what bumfuck township anyone comes from, everyone agrees that neither of…

So, when does Fancy Kristen take delivery?

Elaine Corral, Dennis Richmond, Leslie Griffith...I miss that old crew. Mark Ibanez still doing his thang, though.

Maybe it’s regional. I live in the Bay, and though you might catch some young bucks on a Sportster, they’re not in leather vests. The big Harleys and vests are definitely for the retired dentists. Younger people around here are more likely to be on the sportsbikes or Triumphs or Vespas or any manner of electric…

I wonder what the numbers of confirmed dunkers and confirmed homerun hitters actually are.

Nah, a Harley and leather vest are very much Old Guy territory. You wouldn’t catch anyone under 40 riding or wearing those things.

Right, so anyone who, today, can not dunk, will not dunk in this theoretical exercise. It can never happen. Zero slam dunks. But if only one guy out of 3 billion guys lucks into a homerun, that is one more guy than is able to dunk.