Fair enough, but he was referencing West Coasters. I mean, Seattle is technically on the West Coast, but it’s not a West Coast city.

Best Korean food in the Bay, though.

Fuck Jed York. And Levi’s Stadium. That is all.

We could not care less about the east coast—NYC is the only city we look to. If we had to pick another east coast city, we’d jump off the bridge.

If you’re so far east that a trip to the Sierras (used to) takes only 1.5 hours, I’m not sure you can say you live in the East Bay.

A 30-minute commute can be fantastic or hellish, depending on whether it’s 30 minutes of smooth sailing or sitting in traffic.

I grew up in SF, so I think driving in the city is easy, or at least normal. You’re right that a lot of people in the Bay Area hate or are afraid to drive in the city, but once you learn which streets are one-way, which streets prohibit left-hand turns, which streets have a better parallel alternative, which…

Somewhere, being fabulously fancy, I assume.

I can’t think of anywhere in San Francisco where I’d ever park any of those cars on the street. 1) They’d be vandalized by the time you slide your key into your pocket, 2) people would think you’re a douche. There are a couple dozen supercars in the garage at my building, and I have no idea what they do once they…

Fucking millennials.

Absolutely no one from the Bay would ever confuse San Jose with being The City. If you’re in Santa Clara and say you’re going to the City, that always means SF.

That’s an internet/transplant thing. No one from here is that stupid. It’s the fog, and it’s fucking glorious.

Locals do use “Frisco,” but it depends on the neighborhood. If you cut the city in half, into north and south, no one in the southern half would care if you said Frisco. Why would they? They say it too. But it’s in the richer northern half where it’s a no-no. Nowadays, there’s enough info out there to “know” that…

People who hate “Frisco” are generally rich and white and come from Pac Heights or Presidio Terrace or Sea Cliff or North Beach or Nob Hill or Russian Hill, or they’re transplants that know they’re supposed to hate it to sound more local. But the working-class natives from Crocker-Amazon, Excelsior, Visitacion Valley,…

It’s definitely exceeded nearly everyone’s expectations and has become a legitimate league in North America, but it can not be denied that its reputation is more akin to China’s Superleague or Russia’s Premier League than to even Europe’s smaller leagues, like the Netherland’s or Portugal’s. It is a league with decent…

Fancy Kristen is never not on vacation. Everyday that ends with a “y” is her vacation. That’s how Fancy Kristen do. That said, she will occasionally put in work. Here’s an article about a traumatizing experience from last week:

Oh, yeah, he was there pretty often. Sometimes you just gotta have chicken, man.

Are you white? Because as a non-white person, I can say from my personal experience that Europe makes Alabama seem like California. Canada is cool, but then again, I’ve only been to Vancouver.

I’ve been a Giants fan since I was 7 years old in 1986, and I’ll always love Panda. He helped us win 3 World Series in 5 years, none of which we expected to win, if I’m being honest, and he hit 3 goddamn homeruns in a single World Series game. If I ever see the big man back in the Mission at Limon, and I know I will,…

Nah, he helped us win 3 World Series in 5 years. He’s a Giant (ha!) for life.