Possible, but it’s more likely to be the Horn of Winter—the horn that can bring down the Wall.

Holy shit, what the fuck was that comment thread? I can’t give a single fuck if people get married, but I’m never mad at it. Jesus fucking Christ.

Seems to be (not) working for Uber!

I feel like it’s way too late in the game to introduce Dragonbinder. It would be a deus ex machina for Euron/Lannisters at this point—a magical horn that controls dragons suddenly appears just as Daenerys lands in Westeros with dragons? If they were going to introduce Dragonbinder, it should have been at the…

To be fair, aside from articles and blog posts and social media, I haven’t seen any official Model 3 ads either—or any ads from Tesla, period, ever. Love it or hate it, it’s undeniable that Tesla just has that x-factor right now. How long it’ll last, who knows, but they most definitely have it at the moment.

He is everyone’s “black friend.”

I fucking hate Mayweather (though I do begrudgingly respect his entirely infuriating style in the ring), but anyone making fun of his inability to read perfectly is fucked up. He grew up extremely poor in a fucked up and violent household. His father was a petty drug-dealer whose boxing future went to shit after he…

I mean, it’s wrong, but it ain’t incorrect.

Meanwhile in the city that used to be San Francisco, corporate naming rights have been sold for our newest public fucking park.

I’m a born and raised Niners fan, and I will never darken Levi’s fucking door. Santa fucking Clara?! Are you fucking kidding me?* Fuck Jed York.

Fuck.

Young Adult.

A true modern day philosopher.

I’ll grant that Steph isn’t the best player in the NBA, and maybe even on his own team, but his record-breaking contract STILL makes him underpaid. Which means it is even more so for KD and Lebron. Imagine taking all salary caps off and imagine what those players would fetch on a truly open market. Of course, god…

If Joe Lacob woke up tomorrow with KD’s money, he’d jump out the window.

I feel like the internet did kind of creep up on us. I graduated high school in 1997, and while I was aware of the internet, I didn’t yet have it in my house (and I grew up in the Bay Area). I knew kids were online in high school, but it wasn’t yet the norm—I remember one girl said she went to an in-real-life meetup…

So you see a guy that’s 40 years old, and you think, “yeah, he’s a millennial”?

People would pay big bucks for that plate. 888 is THE good luck number for Chinese folk.

Right, the increase in BART ridership is because of transients and beggars, not the huge influx of tech workers over the last fifteen years from all over the country and the world into the Bay Area. Also, I’d rather have the transients and beggars than the cloth seats we had for decades—the homeless smell better and…

Immigration is a space occupied by the federal government. The federal government can send its agents onto BART all day, every day if it so chose. What the federal government can not do is commandeer local law enforcement agencies to enforce federal law. Of course, local law enforcement may assist the federal…