True, but it’s also filled with Midwesterners.

Say what you will about Trump, but he hasn’t killed hundreds of thousands of people...yet.

A full bottle with a cap remains a full bottle after it’s thrown at someone, whereas a full bottle without a cap becomes a largely empty bottle mid-air after it’s thrown at someone.

Oh. Damn.

Jeff is the most underrated Niner of all time.

I’ve been told this is why Clinton lost the election.

Not rape--just a crippling.

That something worse is coming, for life, most def.

Are you always racist, or just sometimes?

The 12th Man thing is completely artificial. I mean, they pay $28,000/year to Texas A&M for the right to use “12th Man.”

At least they’re not Detroit.

The black is definitely brown.

Purple was also a thing in that decade. It’s not so much that it was a very common color, but that it existed at all--and it looked great!  

If you know the driver is drunker than my uncle, and are certain that he WILL crash that car into the grill of that big rig, you’re praying that the old Buick doesn’t start at all. Yeah, we’ll get to where we need to go a bit behind schedule, but better late than dead. We need to slash the tires on this bitch.

So they don’t cost $2.99 in materials and $1.50 in wages. And yes, they’re just a pair of shoes and a Singer Porsche is just an old car and an A. Lange & Sohne is just a watch and foie gras is just goose liver.  

Oh, I get it, because these women can’t drive, right? Funny!

Those shoes are Louboutins, not Payless.

Stanley Roberts, the Bay’s most famous snitch.

You must be a lawyer or something.  

Come On You non-San Antonio Spurs!