For those that forgot or never knew:

Because if the rational ones don’t take it, the irrational ones will. Our current situation being Exhibit A.

Now imagine if you were black.

“Less” and “fewer.”

Jackson can say whatever he wants--no one is gonna throw him in prison for speaking. But just because my sister might sometimes call her group of girlfriends “her bitches” doesn’t mean that I ever would or should.

I think the relationship between E-Gear and the shop owner who worked on the car, and who E-Gear constantly shouts out, and who is an active participant in that forum, should be looked into.

Some basketball players want to be rappers, but ALL rappers want to be basketball players. Just ask Biggie.

Please. Of that 21%, how many read Jalopnik? Of those that do, you and I both know they’re not going anywhere. What, they’re going to start reading that other slightly irreverant, slightly humorous, slightly insightful automotive blog staffed by witty conservative writers? Just like they’ll go to the conservative…

Your opinions on fairly important matters are easily swayed.

Because you’re committing adultery in your heart.

SF ain’t the town that I grew up in, but I’ll be goddammed if we’re Silicon Valley--that’s San Jose’s bullshit. And I’m Asian, so I don’t know what the hell words I’m allowed to use.

I think the logic goes like this:

The VIP would disagree!

For irrational reasons, I fucking LOATHE Lebron, but the dude has answered every single one of his critics, firehosed their hot takes, managed his career impeccably, avoided any off-the-court scandal, and seems like a genuine good guy to his family, his friends, and his community. I imagine that once he’s retired and…

5. Their sick burns.

Puahahahaha!

That’s so two months ago.

I read the 33% as saying if we ran a Clinton v. Trump race three times, Trump will win one of them. That’s crazy if you think about it, and it’s crazy-making that that’s the one we got.

Because it was 4th down, the Giants had two options: 1) kick a field goal, or 2) go for a touchdown. Option 1 is the safer of the two, essentially ensuring 3 points, but they would still be trailing by 3. Option 2 has the bigger reward (7 points) but it is the riskier of the two because if the Giants failed in…

It’s become the 2010's version of the post-9/11 flag pin on the lapel.