Who works in a pineapple down by the tracks?
SE-P-T-A!

Tell me Roger... what else do you have in the warehouse?

And much like wilderness-conquering Range Rovers, the wilderness will be the mall parking lot.

How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does

Your sarcasm has been disproven by the Corvette, Camaro, and various new Cadillacs (particularly those in the V-series of cars).

It’s the same thing as Porsche’s, cigarette boats and anything else with an engine. Some people like to go fast, or want people to think they go fast, or want the option of going fast but never do.

Occurring inside is one of the most bizarre orgies in history.

Congratulations, Mr. 427CID, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Ford Focus which this lovely lady will bring to you as soon as Domino’s delivers her pizza.

Fun fact - if there are only two pillars, they are usually called A and C pillars!

He’s really let himself go.

Was the Goldwing trolling?

Back then, Chevy knew better than to bother with fake grilles.

Carrol Ford Shelby GT350R Mustang Ford

If any group is going to save the manuals it will be Europe.

I still want one to turn into a miniature Grave Digger.

I’ve always who at Gawker does these drawings.

I used “coming close” as opposed to “matching/beating” because some folks around here will NEVER say the latter. This opens up discussion and some actual dialogue.

Upward trend, though cars are also getting better. This version is faster, better built, safer, and has more toys than any previous model.

But they weren’t trying. Just using an old name doesn’t make it a retromobile.

Earn 3%? Where? The last 3 days have wiped out 2 years of gains. And I don’t think the party (bloodbath) is over.