Bless you. And damn I miss my 88.

But what about the Australian “Panelvan”...?

If you put NAV in a VAN and drive backwards, you go forward through time. Whoa...

he is glad he fought for it

“MAAAAAADDDDDMOOOORRRRRTEGGGGGENNNN!!!”

Dude! Did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night!?

Yes, after hundreds of collisions nobody has ever thought to just lower the road.I wonder if there’s some reason why...

I endorse this choice. While they aren’t super reliable, parts are easy to come by. Gas mileage with the V8 is iffy though, and IDK if insurance companies in PA tack on more for the V8. Where I live they do. But insurance should be lower with that since it's older...

Not even that modern...

Yew carpetbaggers can jus sashay your way back into your filthy crime-ridden cities up North. We heah in Jo-Ja know what’s best. And what’s best is for me to drive this heah car and for yew to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

Invite us over for the weekend?

uhh...

40 years from now fat ex-millenials will pay thousands for a pair so they can sell their factory fresh Hellcat to other fat, booze-soaked ex Millenials at Mecum 2058.

I really hope the current owner drives the car then freaks out and tried to reverse the mileage and ends up kicking the car out of a really tall garage.

All right. I’ll talk to my boss. See, they install that Value Direct at the factory, there’s nothin’ we can do, but I’ll talk to my boss.

I think because dajiban sounds cooler than fo-odiban or chebiban.

I just reply, “thanks but no”. On a $3500 listed P71, $2800 and an easy transaction with a cool guy in my driveway will get you a title. The price for the asshat negotiators tends to go up - “$4 grand or I’ll wait, dude - I got piles of guys lined up for this thing.”    If you want me to meet you at Walmart parking…

Nice

Keep and maintain yours. Then sell it to him.