Hey, fuck you.

The good ol’ KGusedtoB.

I honestly was intrigued by the vacuum diagram. Didn’t seem THAT difficult to figure out.

Guess I was wrong.

“Hopefully the neighborhood and the HOA can work together on a more logical solution.”

STI’s power steering pump moans like a B list porn star.

“Quirk” is the word you were looking for.

Star for a sick whore off a bedpan.

Now you know why they named it the Soarento.

Because the asshole in Kia took the tube with him.

Ooo, I also looked at a Charger. It was the 2017 model with AWD. It was a really nice car but I’d need to put down at least 10,000 before I’d be happy with the monthly.

Even celebrities pump their own goddam gas.

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

Me too.

“no sabotaging the car to detonate at a later time”

They do have to repair these cars if they want to sell or export them. The terms of their settlement expressly forbid them from exporting cars without the approved fix. Given that there is as of yet no fix (and no economically viable fix is really possible), VW is stuck with them.

The dude is A-OK in my book. (“Petty”—say whut?) Whiners getting on Mayer’s case need to grasp a couple of facts:

Of course the Jeep guy loves driving something with no doors.

“Shome things in this airport do not react well to bulletsh.”

looked a little more Blues Brothers than Jason Bourne