Whenever we get sent out of town in rented cars or trucks, we have the “Fuel Efficiency and Gonad Size Challenge”.
I’m currently at the top of the leaderboard. Last February, I rented a Dodge Ram Quad Cab to run to a client facility for the day. I drove from Wichita, KS to near Grand Island, NE, and BACK to Salina, KS…

I hate to be an asshole, but.....

Right afterwards is when you casually mention to the DA that you would like to file harassment charges.

I’ve had cops try this before. I just slow down with them. I have a pretty decent temperament, and I’m patient to a fault.....I got nothing but time.

Hey, David.....you know, a lot of guys in here have the right idear for Ron. All the petty bitching aside about who’s right and who’s wrong....well...given the situation, that argument just isn’t germane to the sitchy-ation we got ourselves here.

I get Ron’s end. He honestly believed he was collecting cool cars. To…

Yes. Preferably the first squad car you see.

Tom, this guy is PERFECT to be a Ford owner! I needed something nice, cheap, reliable, the works. I didn’t exactly get fun to drive....unless you are a good wheelman! I bought this car, for $3900, with 65,000 miles on it. It’s MINT!

What’s boring about this? I believe this was a 626:

Well, if a fucking Chevrolet Tahoe didn’t cost seventy fucking grand......I mean really....it just wasn’t that long ago that this was rock-star nice Escalade territory......not Joe’s SUV territory.

What’s next? A six pack of Budweiser for $1200?

Now there’s a fuckin’ surprise. /sarcasm

Currently looking for a Dodge Charger R/T. Stopped in at a local Chrysler dealer to inquire, was asked for contact information....no big deal. The car I wanted was not in stock, feel free to hit me on the hip when you got what I want, right?

That fucker has spammed me to the MOON. Like, to the tune of 7 emails in…

While I won’t do it in MY car, I have to rent fairly regular for my job.....and a game I like to play is “how-close-to-sucking-wind-can-I-get-this-damn-thing”. The winner so far: a 2016 Ram 1500 Hemi that I pumped 25.965 gallons into it’s 26 gallon tank. I hold the office record, too......no one’s got a big enough…

It was a had to have. I would up with a rural house, sitting on an acre, no HOA, and a 720 SQ FT garage. Only downside...dirt floor. I’ll get it concreted soon enough, though. Or since I sit on an acre that I can do...well....whatever the fuck I please with, I just may build a shop big enough for a lift.

You got this, David. Keep on trucking.

I still have a ‘95. With 365,000 miles on it! Oddly enough, a 2wd with a 4.0L I-6 under the hood. The lack of 4wd did NOT stop it from tackling anything off road.

Horseshit. A 4wd Jeep Cherokee is far better suited for snow travel than any squad car short of an Explorer or a Tahoe. Technically, the officer’s statement is not a statement of fact, rather of perhaps not-so-educated opinion.

My verdict: He was pissed that the “Hot And Fresh” sign was not lit at Krispy Kreme,…

After living in Houston for 31 years, and escaping to finally live in the Kansas countryside, I can assure you all that Houston is the butthole of Texas. This is how the punk-ass bitches down there think, and operate.

I get it....it’s an M3. Fine and good. But just thinking logistics here, why would I spend 28,500 on ancient four cylinder completely used up tech from about 30 years back, when I could have a 6 month old Dodge Charger R/T with a warranty, and a HELL of a lot more horsepower. It just doesn’t strike me as that…

Somewhere on this list should be this....a true 5 series fighter, and not lacking panache.....the 1987 Shelby Lancer. (Disclosure: I own one, and this is not mine.....mine requires...”brightening”.....and an engine.)

Oh, wow. I wasn’t aware that they had to come up with a fix to export these cars. Thanks for the clarification on that!