Yeah, uh, next time try looking at the car before buying it, maybe?  Perhaps you ... could have known.

It’s only illegal if you get caught.

Did Hilldog get a kinja account?  Can you just re-read what you wrote?  People are engaged in reasoned discussion and you come barreling in with accusations and vitriol.  This is the precise reason the Hillary camp lost badly in those key working class areas that were traditional Democrat strongholds.  Protecting jobs…

When you found the rust, did you flip the car like an angry family member flips the monopoly board?

Did you not notice the car didn’t drive straight?

I assume you drive without a license. It’s not like you need to scan it to start the car.

Of course, you don’t drink while driving.  You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Isn’t everyone in Florida a real estate agent?

Yeah! Damn kids!!

Counterpoint: Good comfy back seats encourage unwanted deadbeat passengers that will attempt to bum rides from you.

Hmm, something positive about Musk on Jalopnik? Did you guys drink some of that Flint water? 

It’s just surface rust! Looks borderline mint in my eyes.

Buy another CTS-V wagon and a trunk monkey

Pointless trivia: At about $450 million, the cost of launching a single space shuttle mission is equivalent to buying the entire ~1400-unit production run of CTS-V wagons at MSRP, 5 times over.

If they hire him they’ll just have to let him go next week like so many of the other great writers they’ve had. 

He likes going to car shows, not dealership service departments.

He's in Texas... I'm sure they can find the space

With all the older car options, why not a Continental convertible? Everyone knows suicide doors are cooler than cool.

Hire a hitman

120 miles? I highly doubt most logging operations take place within 120 miles of the mill, and considering you need to go there and back and there will be no charging points in the middle of the woods that gives you an optimistic 60 mile radius to work from the mill. The only place these would maybe be useful is being…