How does canceling debt fix any of those issues?

Eh, they need something to do with the rest of the cow they can’t cut into steaks.

Yours doesn’t emit white stuff from the tip?

Other countries pay people to stay home when they are sick.

I mean, at a time when restaurants across the country are at extreme risk of closure, some payroll protections aren’t going to help. Money in the pocket of their potential customers, on the other hand, would

The rest of the world’s successes where we have failed shows you’re wrong. More cases and more deaths per capita and total than any other country.

I didn’t know how a self cleaning button.  When I was 13.  Then I asked my mom.

Ok, that means there’s no need for student loan forgiveness.  Leverage that worthy degree into something to pay the loans off.

the main problem with cooking a steak in a slotted toaster is that the grease has nowhere to go except down into the toaster, which would undoubtedly start a fire, or at least smoke like the devil himself

What exactly does “the system” require us to spend?  I also have 3 kids, but my oldest is only 5 so I’m not sure what I’m missing that is so expensive.

Ah, so you’re one of the asshole superspreaders who feel like they don’t have quarantine.

If you consider “no going to the doctor for early diagnosis/continuing treatment because they were shut down/afraid” or “drug/alcohol OD” dying of covid, sure.

But he’s wearing a mask, it’ll be fine

Whoa, we got the morality police here.

but don’t we all have a bit of a mindset of “well, I’ll be retired and I’ll have 50-60 more hours a week to fill with other activities, my expenses will/should go up some nominal amount?”

No vote is inconsequential. There are two ‘winner’ announcements. One, the night of the election, happens before all the ballots are actually counted. That’s the vote that Trump is going to stick to if he wins it. The higher the announce-able Biden vote on election night, the harder it is for Trump to claim that he…

The GOP is a death cult. There is only one thing that will stop them. Voting is not that thing.

So far this year, my pessimism has proven to be right every time. I told you in March that this isn’t going to end soon, and in June that it’s gonna get worse. Our parenting editor, Meghan Walbert, told you earlier this month that schools will close again right after they open, a slow-motion crash that’s unfolding…

If you eat coronavirus tainted chicken without cooking it, I’m sure you’ll catch it. But the bright side is that you’ll probably have time to recover from the salmonella you caught before you show symptoms of covid.

Woah, woah, woah, now you wait just a minute.  Are you telling me there’s a conspiracy in the government to push a false narrative?  That just sounds like crazy talk.