You could be a paralegal. Law firms usually have openings for recent college grads willing to work their asses off for a couple of years.

Congrats!

I just finished college today. No more Columbia.

Slow clap. Now that is how you make an entrance.

I'm the only Chicagoan in the world who hates that movie.

I'm pretty sure Brett Favre has become one of the walking dead. We might need Bruce Campell to dispose of him before he signs with the Vikes and really turns that group into the purple people eaters.

How well do you know the guy? I have no idea how you'd work it into conversation, and some don't do well with the hint-dropping, but a warning couldn't hurt him.

Wait... are we talking about getting fired by the Mets? Or by ESPN?

Steve Phillips said that pitchers earn their run support. HOW FUCKING STUPID DOES HE HAVE TO BE TO GET FIRED!!!!!!!!!????????

Sounds like the ultimate no win situation. Have you tried praying to Jobu?

This guy is either incredibly arrogant or completely insane. Either way I agree with the others, let it run it's course.

You speak up now or drop it forever. Long term (as in forever), if you'll regret not saying anything more than you'll regret speaking up and getting shot down...then you need to say something.

A suprise engagement party is the worst idea ever unless you've been with a girl for at least 3-4 years.

Evening, DUAN. Question, based on events of today.

Okay, LLP. Any last-minute advice before my crim final tomorrow? Right now I know... nothing. And my outline isn't that good.

BLASPHEMY! The only good heej I ever got was in Thailand. She had really veiny, muscular hands. It's probably something in the water over there.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Am I lame for liking a band no one out here has heard of?

Seriously, where do I get me one of those giant touchscreens?

That's Natasha Kai, and she's a Hawaii native, so she's got all sorts of (legitimate) native art