There we go. Got it!

Wait a minute... everything's not fixed quite yet. Getting closer, though.

I absolve you.

Well that'll teach me to learn to read TV schedules. I was about to start asking why we were tossing up an open thread for an 8pm game.

I now give you a referee who wears one of his fingers around his neck.

That's pretty damn impressive. I'm the same way with sunglasses - I'll always go with the $8 convenience store model because I'm bound to leave them on my car seat and sit on them sometime within six months.

I'm a big fan of the Fossil Arkitekt series, if they're still making those. Under $100 and damn nice looking. But I also second Overstock.com; that site is fantastic for anything that can't break. I wouldn't buy a computer from them, but sheets and luggage, no problem.

I will take Mencia if it means I get Beltran and Delgado.

That's where a 12-hour Law and Order marathon comes in handy.

I LOVE EVERYONE NAMED CARLOS.

Lady.... WTF?

HA! Now that's how you place a shot down the third-base line. Perfect.

Hey, idiot. Close your goddamned tags.

Honestly. I've hooked up with more white girls than I have Asians. I'm just not that big into Asians for some reason.

If baseball games only went through the first inning the Mets would be 4 time world champions.

My original question, and I guess this applies to your wife and 44's mom and sister, is why do people find this enjoyable?

Speaking of, this is a serious question: Why under any condition would someone find said show enjoyable?

The one thing I do find cringe-worthy about these steroid happenings is watching prior interviews where now you're 100% certain the guy is lying through his teeth.

I sincerely hope we're paying this guest editor enough that he can afford a mirror, and perhaps a Mach3. Clearly he doesn't have either. Because that's the only possible explanation for the combination of outfit and facial hair on display above.

I'd say that it depends. From an objective standpoint, chili isn't supposed to have beans. That being said, a) I don't eat beef, and b) I really like beans. So personally, I'm a fan.