So in the past five years I went to Vegas and didn't gamble a dime, and then went to Amsterdam and didn't smoke anything. What do I do for the trifecta, I wonder.

Good to know, and now that I think about it, we can't be the only people in the building who want more TV options. My guess is the roof has a veritable farm of sat dishes; or that there are some other options. I will find out.

Well apparently the board met to discuss television options last week. Haven't heard what happened. But since I'm a renter, I have no say in the matter.

the DirecTV HD dish is kind of a beast though - might be too big to apply here?

FCC factsheet.

Not allowed, and no, our unit doesn't have a balcony.

Sad thing is that I'm moving from a shitty cable company that at least offers things like digital cable and HD channels (though very few sports packages) to a condominium tower that has neither. No digital cable, no HD. Fucking proprietary cable contract.

However, I do agree that it doesn't hurt anyone. I don't do it personally, but I don't think it should be any more illegal than alcohol or cigarettes. I probably still wouldn't do it even if it were legal, for the same reason I don't smoke cigarettes even though they're legal... but as of right now, considering my…

Be honest here,

The local news is reporting on potential flu cases at the U of Delaware. The segment ended with the following sentence from the field reporter, "School officials haven't cancelled classes yet, but some students think it might be a good idea." Yea, I'm sure they do.

Ahem. Plz no Lost spoilers kthxbai :(

WHOA, what?

this is an awful Lost episode, methinks.

I'm not sure I like your plan, Faraday, but I'm intrigued.

Oh, and it's probably been said many times already tonight, but SKEETS' Leitch tribute is by far the greatest thing ever posted on YouTube.

Why on earth is Wipeout coming back to haunt me?

Well, that confirms that.

Well, Faraday, I've heard better arguments in my day.

Obama does realize he has to wrap this up by 9 for Lost?

1) What's the i'm-on-a-boat thing?