Is anyone else confused at what the R in "RYS" is supposed to stand for?

Thankfully, I've been drunk since 11am, so this all reads like brilliant literature to me.

Come on, you stupid Mets bastards...

So what is David Eckstein good for, ESPN?

Well, that was an unexpected but welcome 3-run shot.

Okay, I've had enough of Mike Pelfrey.

Kitten!

Is Kiner still going to appear occasionally on SNY this season?

A damn shame. You'll be missed, Harry.

Well I'm fully tired of Passover and family dinners in general. All I want to do is watch TV right now and see if the Mets can figure out a way to screw this up. I don't want to talk to people.

Due to Major League Baseball exclusivities, live games occurring each Saturday with a scheduled start time after 1:10 PM ET or before 7:05 PM ET and each Sunday with a scheduled start time after 5:00 PM ET, will be blacked out in the United States (including the territories of Guam and the U.S. Virgin Islands)

I don't know the exact rule, but there is a blackout rule that applies on Saturdays something with games starting after 1:05 EST, they are blacked out...

Does anyone know what's going on with this Mets game and why it seems to have started early? I thought it was 7:05pm, but it's the bottom of the 2nd and SNY has a message up saying that they can't show it yet.

It's only been a day, and I already hate Passover. And Oliver Perez.

I can advise you to avoid rooting for the Milwaukee Bucks at all cost. (2 decades of fandom, 2 playoff series won.)

Right now I'm just fighting the urge to go to the liquor store to buy potato vodka or tequila...

I can think of many better uses for [beeffootball.com] than an IFL team site.

This had the effect of sending me back to read the entry on Rod Benson's blog where he convinced the girl he was a podiatrist. Athlete blogs are gold.

There are three different posts going on right now. I don't know if I can really handle this.

Aside: How insanely inappropriate was that Burger King commercial? Are they seriously using Sir Mix-A-Lot to sell kids meals? Geezus.