He only costs $400,000 - the risk is worth the potential reward here, i feel.

Hasn't played a position besides DH in the last five years or so, that is.

Evening all. The Mets signed Sheffield woohoo!!!!

I could probably watch that all day.

I hope not. I left a voicemail Sunday night that I'm still waiting to hear back on...

I wish you were dead.

THE DOOR DRIVES A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!11!!!

That is why I'm not going to Princeton. Wayyyyy too close to home.

I mean, I met her Saturday night. First got in touch Monday night. Not inherently awful that I haven't heard back Tuesday night, right?

The Door don't talk much, all you hear is the gat from the gun blast

Do you want me to talk to her in study hall?

Have you asked any of her friends if this girl likes likes you yet?

Well, DUAN, I am now a grown man waiting for a girl to respond to a Facebook friend request.

I'm fairly certain that whatever jokes I've come up with over the last two hours have already been used. And I definitely don't have the time or the inclination to go check.

Well you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

Why are Tim & Eric on TV? Who decided they were funny? Are there not two other people who could put a more worthwhile programme on the telly?

If they're a big management company and you live in a good rental market (like NYC) they'll keep your deposit and let you go. They can re-rent the place to someone else quickly.

So, does anyone have any ideas as to how to break a lease with an apartment complex?

What the hell happened to girl with French guy?

Hmmm... shot glasses, almost certainly. Lamps, probably depending on what they looked like (I need decorative more than functional). Shoot me an email, commenter name without spaces at gmail.