Whats up DUAN. Who wants free furniture? No seriously, you live in NYC, and you want free shit? Lets talk.

Jesus. Making this way more complicated than you should.

I, for one am against friending someone I'm interested in- there are much more personal ways of communication, and it takes a little of the spontaneity out of it.

I'd add her on FB and then follow-up in a few days after that. What are the chances of seeing her again?

Okay, very quick DUAN survey. Girl from last night who made out with me at the bar (friend of a friend, but from out of town): do I add her on Facebook (which she originally suggested, like, three times) and/or email her tonight, or tomorrow-to-Tuesday?

And I apparently have the attention span of a goldfish.

And speaking of which, girls make no sense. The exchange, verbatim, which took place while we were at the bar and came out of nowhere, beginning with her: "Sorry, I can't. I'm too drunk." "Can't what?" "I'm just too drunk." "Huh?" *starts kissing me*

Mambo # 5 is coming out?

On my 4th beer, and just rediscovered Soul Asylum. HAPPY SUNDAY

Never envisioned I Want To Know What Love Is as a Rock Band type of song.

Speaking of Rock Band... Tuesday, kids. Best bar sing-along song ever is coming out for download.

Well, there are four instruments (counting vocals). How are the drum and bass parts?

Your boss called. He said if you don't come in tomorrow, then don't bother coming in on Tuesday.

You're killing me, Rick.

Would you say Vitale is a moaner or a screamer or a grunter?

I'm not sure what I'm more thankful for, Michigan State's 3-point shooting or the director who keeps cutting to the Michigan State cheerleader with the phenomenal abs.

Evening, DUAN.

Soooooo I was supposed to go to my friend's birthday party tonight, but after sending out texts to four or five different people to find out what's going on, I've heard nothing back. I'm pretty close to giving up and getting putting pajamas on.

Did we just have the triumphant return of post-to-see?

Is there anything worse than something becoming so redundant that even the complaining-about-complaining reaches a breaking point?