I'm kind of surprised everyone's still awake.

Fuck, I have to head to the library in the pouring rain. Fuck my roommate's incessant desire to play WaveRace 64 with his girlfriend.

I just want to know how Deadspin came to acquire a baseball autographed by Fat Joe in the first place.

Top 5 dudes are nominated, top 3 get stars?

Okay, I did not know that the Big Boss Man died.

Mine was Utah State. Although you'd think that if you pick all three Utah teams, at least one of them might make it.

You know, it's rare that we can blame an individual for a loss, and there's no guarantee Marquette would have been able to make the shot, but... what an idiot.

Oh, man what a way to go.

I really applaud the effort CBS is putting in here, but they seriously need to invest in split-screen right now.

Siena's winning now?

Although they do offer free WiFi, but I can't think of a worse combination than an expensive laptop and hot sauce and beer.

I'll say this, though... it's not bad as a sports bar, considering the sheer number of TVs. I'd deal with that type of crowd if it means I can avoid a place with three TVs showing the same thing.

So, question to the crowd: At this point, would you rather be A-Rod or Bernie Madoff? (You must pick one.)

Lex Luger: Out (forearm)

Like that!

Hmmmm...

I know a lot of you don't have access to Jack in the Box, but if you're in the know, you know that the commercials are legendary. Well, apparently their new slogan (as they serve all menu items 24/7) is "Eat it. Any time." I love that more than I should.

I've found that drinking to excess isn't the problem, as much as it is staying out late. I've had 7-8 drinks in a night starting at 8pm, and falling asleep by midnight, and I'm fine. But when I first go out at 10pm, and don't get home until 2am, the next day is trouble.

Sigh. And I'm not in the position of having to root for Duke. I hate myself.

It's bad enough they won't stop taking crappy 3's, but they're taking them with their toes on the line. For crying out loud.