That's, uh, actually UCLA partaking in the suckfest. As is my bracket, which is now pretty much dead and gone.

So this is where everyone is.

We're going to need a crowbar to get people out of the other DUAN! and into this one. Assuming, of course, that they're still awake.

Fuck. All.

Well at least I picked one game right today. Fuck.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Holy shit I wish Gus Johnson was calling this game.

Oh, they totally fucked us. Changing games in the middle of a shot. To quote Jack Buck, "I don't believe what I just almost saw."

"Classic response", Verne said.

OVERTIME!

So Verne's really going to mock the guy in the wheelchair for just sitting there and not acting more excited?

SIMMER DOWN.

Well, I certainly wasn't expecting a successful three-pointer right there.

GOD DAMN IT SIENA.

This is one of the most atrocious displays of basketball I've seen in the last two days.

Anyone else got a fucked up telecast of this game? It looks like someone smeared Vaseline all over my screen.

And Utah schools are now 0-for-3. Nice work, guys. Thanks.

No! Do not fuck a bracket, Pitt!

Well, so much for that.

Utah Fuckin' State!