The combination of open bar and daylight savings time can go fuck itself.

SUNY! SUNY!

Thanks for the kind words from earlier, all. I went out and got fairly drunk, and am now considering a weekend trip to Vegas. So... hopefully these things work out in the end.

I've been there, man. Terrible. I bet it's one of those fatal conditions that don't emerge until they kill you.

Evening, DUAN.

a Red Sox! (or is it Sock?)

I went to the same law school as Clarrett's attorney: The Low Expecation Havin Motherfuckers School of Law.

Well, I'm out, kids. Night.

Hey, random question... is there fantasy baseball going on? Did I miss it?

One of the best scenes in Vegas is walking on the strip at about 7 or 8 AM and seeing the ladies leaving the hotels after an evenings work.

Adding my two cents to Vegas... nothing gets the day going like the 10am Luxor Poker Tourney. While your friends are sleeping, you've already got chips in play and are being awesome.

Whores gotta eat.

Ukraine has enough love for the both of us. As a good Jew, it would pain him to turn down my money...

No. But I'd be a total asshole though if I told you all what Colorado was like today, so you can look it up if you wish. But I've been through 2 20"+ snowstorms in March in the last 6 years and they suck so I feel for you all.

My parents took me along with them to Vegas when I was 9. We stayed at the Circus Circus. I'm shocked it didn't turn me off the city forever.

And TM, if you want to discuss this in greater detail (for example, when I'm in class and not interested in paying attention), feel free to hit me up with an email. Commenter name without spaces at Gmail.

It's kind of amazing when you think about it that anything north of Treasure Island is now considered a shithole.

I'll stay in Bally's but I do most of my playing in Paris next door.

I'll be in Vegas for the Tourney March 19-22.

Other things I'm thinking of. If you have any interest at all in being a fat fuck, Wynn Buffet is absolute gold. The food there is unreal. I also like the people-watching at Revolution Lounge in Mirage (the bar outside, not the club itself). I agree with avoiding MGM for gambling, but there's some very, very good food…