Blerg! Seriously, Blerg.

Deadspin: The Eternal Drunk 3 AM Dorm Conversation.

Kiera won our "Celebrity Bang," Top 64 bracket pool - She did get a very favorable draw though.

David Dellucci was a Cajun, lived by hisself in the swamp...

Dime? No. But I might be willing to give Damon and the other Yankee outfielders one quarter at a time the next time they come to the Metrodome.

I love Throwback Deadspin.

I was talking about the guys who are married. Feel they're obliged to spend or suffer through a shit storm.

As an older guy who knows plenty of married guys, Valentine's Day is not their favorite holiday.

As a single guy, I still maintain that New Year's is a much tougher day to be single. On Valentines Day, I can still do whatever the fuck I want, but on New Years, unless I stay home, I'm stuck watching people make out.

Sigh.

Evening, all.

COMFORT LEVEL IN A STRIP CLUB

alright, we've gone from Pink Taco kicking disease to Pink Taco AIDS.

Did Akers really just miss an extra point?

SON OF A BITCH.

And yet, he's in fact the second black head coach in the Ivy League. Not that the first made much news, since, you know, we're apparently not a real school and all.

San Diego wins. The punter is the player of the game.

Jesus.

This does not bode well for the hamster.

Love bowl season. Money available to be won. Thank you USC.