Longest. Weekend. Ever.

And by "believe" I mean "know, because I'll be live-blogging it."

Okay, so I'm not insane. I remember thinking the other day, "Wasn't the World Series of Poker over the summer?"

And that Jets game is definitely over, yet Fox is still showing it to me.

I honestly can't decide.

So to be clear, the Rams just failed to score on 1st and Goal from the 1-yard line.

STELLA!!!!!!!!!!

Also, it's 1am on Friday night/Saturday morning. The roommate is watching CNN. Still. I give up.

Evening, DUAN. I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out that dice game from To Watch Tonight. I'm still completely fucking lost.

But would he walk 500 miles... and then 500 more?

speaking of Browns, did anyone else know that there is a poop emoticon in gmail? I just found out today and visually told everyone in my contacts they were shit-faces. Once it hits 4pm, I just can't be productive at work...

Attention roommates: if you're having people over, then answer the FUCKING BUZZER when it rings. Christ that thing is annoying.

Wait, an Obama Presidency is a BAD thing for conservative media?

I'm not getting that as much as "I'm scared of where this country is going" and "I want to move to a non-socialist country."

Fuck. And. Yes.

Nice to know that Brooklyn has voting booths from 1975.

I don't know. Every year seems worse than last. I mean, I used to be able to take naps during the day, I didn't have a mortgage or student loans to worry about, I am one year closer to death, and I used to just go outside and play, even if it was in the street. I have a feeling it will never get better than it used to…

wow... that was from the gut.

Well, at least this goddamned never-ending day is over.

Not my fault you waited. Be faster next time.