Well, I skip the Fox Pregame to avoid Caliendo, and instead get the Mush Mouth team on Fox. It's like they've never used the English language before.

I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamned liter of cola!

It's not working yet. I've crosschecked it.

Invite friends, eh? I'm intrigued.

The Clarke County (Ga.) School District decided to cancel school on Friday - apparently too many teachers called in sick the day before the 'Cocktail Party' showdown at Jacksonville, Fla. between Georgia and Florida, the Athens Banner-Herald reported.

We're at end times people. Berman interviewing both Obama and McCain during halftime of MNF. Is this the best we can do on the eve of the election?

I can't even begin to count the things wrong with that story.

What a day, folks. What a day.

So... who's watching the Lakers game?

That was a dramatic pause there by the home plate umpire.

Taco?

What the fuck kind of catch was that?

Turkey Hill Graham Slam, eh? I'm listening, billboard.

You mean Monday, right?

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That's pretty JV on the part of the Courier-Post. They'll give us a "(bowel movements)", but no "(fornicating)" or "(copulating)"?

New York's Fox affiliate is still, uh, showing commercials. Not that I was curious about this game or anything.

Evening, DUAN. Still on rain delay?

Is it over yet?

Fresh Prince!