Is there anything else to associate with Philly besides Rocky?

a) They filmed an episode of it in my hometown.

OK and Gossip Girl - so sue me.

He already did that. Don't scroll up if you don't want to be spoiled.

Simmer down, folks. Simmer down.

mad men is the best show on tv, it's official.

That's what I love about watching games with my parents. They swear at the TV as much as I do. In fact, I learned how to shout at the TV from my mom.

To be more specific, this is the friend through whom I met the girl, who was furious that I went out to the movies with the girl on Friday and didn't invite her. My response basically amounted to, "!!!?!??"

yeah but the make-up se....ahh nevermind.

You know what I love? Epic arguments with female friends I'm not dating. Those are always special.

I can't watch sports with idiots. Once assaulted a guy with the remote control for gratuitous Tivo-ing during a Super Bowl.

I'm going to kill these people. "Shit, he just fumbled!"

More Africans? You really want to amaze them order a pizza.

Wow... the people in my apartment right now are going to be the death of me. They're amazed by FoxTrak. Absolutely amazed. I don't know if they've ever watched televised sports before.

Oh you've got to be motherfucking kidding me.

Sutcliffe is right, why didn't he just go for the double play?

That was an awful, awful call.

It's not the same when you can see Harry Kalas while he's talking.

Before anyone even tries to "yes"/"no" that picture, you should all know that most every female in Pennsylvania is a "no", save the one who I met my freshman year at Penn State 8 years ago and will eventually marry. Just sayin'

Who we...oh, fuck it. I give up. I need another drink.