I have a new favorite press conference coach. Hello Mike Singletary!

Don't you dare joke about cake.

The Steelers just imploded. This is great.

Unsportsmanlike hit on a defenseless receiver? Really?

Hey, did you see the new rankings for DUAN college football pool? We are in SECOND place (who is this "new math" anyway)... we certainly improved a "little" from last year!

Meanwhile, the following conversation took place in my apartment last night:

My ears are out of commission after that horrible "Saved by Zero" song in the Toyota commercials.

Whoops.

Looking for the celebration of Columbia's win today?

Seriously? What kind of degenerate news junkie watches CNN on a Saturday night?

Dying here. I'm stuck watching the game on my computer because my roommate's been watching CNN. All night. THERE'S NO NEWS RIGHT NOW.

TUFFY!

65 comments? Jesus, people.

My daughter is very down right now..

People here watch sport to see people compete, not to see cheerleaders and $15m running backs do little celebration dances because 'they are the man' and certainly not to see drugged up thirty stone idiots shoving each other for three seconds at a time.

Ow.

Three stolen bases, but only one taco.

Nothing says incompetence quite like the DMV. I wonder how many thousands of other people will show up election day with similar issues only not have enough time or patience to fix the problem.

No hostess at Chili's looks like that! I call false advertising.

TACOS!