Blackberry Storm commercial: effective.

"Way back when they were called the Devil Rays." You mean, uh, last year, Joe?

Jesus!!!

Or just a working comment system. For crying out loud.

Well, I'm not tired yet. Damn.

Well this is starting to get stupid.

So how long until some genius comes out with a 3 tuner DVR? Frankly, this 2 tuner amateur hour just isnt cutting it for me.

"Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"

they're showing ads for The Playboy Channel here.....in this day & age who the hell even watches The Playboy Channel?

They look about as excited in the stands as they do in the Boston dugout.

No way Iwamura's surviving that stampede.

Well, this is certainly getting interesting.

I love Burger King, but these "shroom & Swiss" commercials are driving me to drink.

It's not just the hamster. World of Warcraft is mostly down, too. It's like the universe wants me to be social or something.

Aaaand congratulations to the Columbia Lions on giving up a safety today by snapping the ball out of the end zone on a punt. Good work, idiots.

Well, fuck. I had a whole little dance planned out that I was going to do in front of my Boston friends, and now it has to wait.

My high school doesn't have reunions; we just have Thanksgiving Eve at the same bar in town every year. An unofficial tradition that's been going on for decades.

I see your sports self-pity, and raise you my Columbia Lions, #4 on ESPN's list of worst college football programs in history.

Like the hamster lets anyone comment during DUAN anymore.