totally non believin

Sometimes, I fucking hate my fellow Chicagoans.

The Prima strategy guide for this one will be something special, for sure.

Can't express how much I agree with this.

Technically, that's not a real push-up.

After playing the first two, I wouldn't buy it either way.

I don't believe in mocking high school students, so I'll refrain. Besides, there will be plenty of time to do so in a few years when she starts showing up at school board meetings demanding that her kids' biology teacher be fired, since we all know we don't come from no monkeys.

using the word brazen, id expect some more originality with you question.

my best would be around 35-45 yards

Dislocated Double-Check.

Many studies have concluded that dolphins are almost as intelligent as humans, and today, I'm inclined to believe them.

Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

Some have suggested that Incognito is the definition of a Schiano Man, but he sounds more like a Zimmer Man to me.

I think you're looking for jezebel...

my dad walked in on me one time playing halo 4 online and jacking it at the same time.

Somebody needs to lay off the the Nyquil.

It's not the only reason, come on man. We get it, you don't like them, but don't act like you know why the millions who do like them play those games. It's not just presentation