You expect Schiano to like a guy named Bennet? His name is like, french-sounding, so he by definition cannot be a Schiano Man.

If you drop it while trying to pick it up, does that mean you had a McNiP-slip?

Fat guy, touch down

"Last week's challenge was to do something tasteful with a proposal.... Many of you were able to pull that off. (Many others were not.)"

There's more MD2020 in this fuggler than in PFTCommenter's fridge.

I hope he didn't injure his peanuts.

Shut up.

Either lower your standards, or actually raise your standards and leave. You'll be happier either way.

It's justifiable. Russell once ended up on a long flight with Bill Simmons. He actually enjoyed the conversation about basketball but the pop culture references drove him to the point of carrying a Simmons Silencer.

Thought I'd pay homage to the games that started it all off.

That's right. You're my new Pokemon. Now get inside!

Obviously!

After having the steak, Rick quoted Bob as saying that his column was "well done".

I don't know, there are some pretty weird Archie comics out there

See the charm of the previous pokemon is almost completely lost on me now mostly because the slogan "gotta catch em all" is absolutely impossible now, you can't even come remotely close. It's not a problem of number, it's a problem of marketing plot, back then you could get really close to 151 just playing solo,…

Why would a school give an ipad at all?

An inapt analogy if only because Congress authorized the budget knowing full well it was going to hit the debt limit, but now refuses to authorize raising it. Macroeconomics ≠ microeconomics even if the latter is easier for the public to understand.

So we're agreed that its the Republican's fault?

Jesus, Tom, those videos are like 6 seconds long. You can't possibly expect a Heat fan to keep watching to the end.