Car-gods forbid we have any colors distinguishable outside of direct sunlight! (Looking at you, present-day BMW.)

Thanks for asking so I didn’t have to! I’m red/green colorblind, and I couldn’t tell whether it was green, Volcano Gray, or Truffle Brown (and didn’t have anyone around to ask). It’s odd the color wasn’t mentioned in the article - usually they say something like [generic example] “Midnight Metallic over Biscuit” or…

Thank you! I was waiting for a joke in the article, but it never came

Tangential but honest question: Is there any particular reason why this person photographed the car in a parking garage? This is the first time I recall seeing such a photo shoot location, so I’m just wondering if there’s some justification and/or sketchy shenanigans involved. Thanks!

Be careful criticizing silly colors! I’m just thankful there’s more than black/silver/white, even if I’d never* choose Crazypants Green or whatever.

I’ve always hated the holidays writ large (i.e. from Thanksgiving on, or honestly starting November first and/or whenever the first related tv ad appears in freaking September), but my spinal cord injury happened on Christmas eve. The whole season can sod off.

to mind their surroundings /s

Ugh, after FFIX, I’m down for moogle genocide, kupo.

Agree to disagree and all, but I’ve always thought this car is one of the very few cars that are acceptable to buy in white, largely because of that black intake/blade.

Even better - thanks to Citizens United, Apple’s choice to halt ad spending is actual first amendment-style free speech, as opposed to the (bad faith moronic) “say what I want without consequences” interpretation he and so many other doofuses of his ilk try to push.

This has some real second-grade recess, “I’ll offer him a sticker, and if he takes it, we’re married!” energy.

the latest Wi-Fi 6E spec (or the slightly slower Wi-Fi 6)

The name seems to be precision-engineered to make everyone misspell it - the world at large wants it to be “Sergeant,” while we dumb Yanks think it should be “Sargent” (as in John Singer) or some other nonsense.

Same here - it was as close as I could get to having an actual burner. Now just about the last thing I want is a perma-logged-in account connected to either of those information hoover alternatives...

These teams are certainly not taking sponsorship money in crypto, that’s for sure. (If they’re that dumb, they deserve the consequences.) However, if someone offers you a ridiculous pile of cash - in real money, preferably in payment up-front - to put their logo on your car, it’s fiscally irresponsible to turn down…

Hey, advice from a fellow (but not as) tall person: do not put this man in that vertical-striped suit. It may be slimming, but he will also look twelve feet tall. You’re setting him up to be a rather dapper wacky arm-flailing tube man.

Thank you!

So they’re going to play Ave Maria, and then... uh, Ave Maria in a minor key? That same 30 seconds of Something in the Way? /s

As an aside from this nightmare fuel/comedy of errors, I’d just like to share that I mentally read DWAC as sounding like Keenan Thompson’s “Cinema Classics” character on SNL, Reese De’What.