Oh boy the tin foil hat crowd is gonna have a feast with this one

There’s a claws in Hamilton’s contract that allows this.

“I came to work [the next day] and people wouldn’t look at me in the eye,”

How do you feel when they deduct taxes from your payroll?

The biggest danger is those stupid hand sanitizers. Every time we “wash” our hands with those (ie, smear the dirty crap around on our hands), it allows just a little bit of those resistant strains to survive. One day, that resistent bacterium will multiply, causing a lesion on the victim, then creating sepsis in the…

At 11:14pm MrMojoIsMojo gives a bit longer of a routine

How is any of this car news!

No one is arguing anything other than releasing co2 that was sequestered over millions of years, in the span of hundreds via burning hydrocarbons, accelerates the frequency severity and duration of climate change.

This assumes they actually serve a purpose. Seeing that 99% of the things in this game don't, I think it's a safe guess to assume they're working as intended (by having no function).

When the 55 mph speed limit was enacted, very few cars had overdrive, so low speed in top gear actually was around 45-55. Plus cars were shaped like bricks, so aerodynamic drag escalated much quicker than on newer cars that actually have curves in the shape.

That’s what I’m looking forward to. They’ll have to be subtle about it as well, which will make it even more funny.

Can James still be referred to as Captain Slow?

And now the gif, since Kinja apparently hates me.

I cannot believe how bad this looks

I wonder what will happen when the Hand of the King meets the Face of the Producer?

She’s getting a break, and it is nice of the PD to do that. She also shouldn’t leave the dolls in the car from now on.

That would cheer me up.

wait until the saudi drift videos show up with one of these things doing 700 barrel rolls into a sand dune at 190 mph with the lifeless corpses of 4 ultrawealthy oil barrons jettisoning in all directions.

I will buy five.