This assumes they actually serve a purpose. Seeing that 99% of the things in this game don't, I think it's a safe guess to assume they're working as intended (by having no function).

“Space X has had more than one rocket explode lately.”

I give it two days before one of those nacelles snap off after being used as a pull-up bar.

I’m missing the connection between starting a family and me riding this thing in my Starfleet uniform and arming photon torpedoes.

I hope it’s sturdy enough to avoid unintended saucer separation.

Mayans must have miscalculated the end of the world by 4 years cause 2016 sucks.

“Unless you love your bike the $1000 price tag is ridiculous. Grab a full electric bike instead.”

“They laughed at my nose. I laughed at their screams!!!”

and if we elect Trump how far does that set up back?

UPDATE: They have decoded it, and it includes text and an image.

In theory a strike is more dangerous for a 4 legged animal than for a 2 legged animal (i.e.: humans), because the difference of potential between the hind and front legs is higher because they’re more far away from each other.

...or you could get a motion sensor switch from Home Depot or the like for about $10. Unless the Hue works on a different form of electricity from other lights, it should due the trick.

Worth mentioning that while Juno dipped as low as 3,000 miles the first image that is displayed above was 2 hrs before the lowest point, when Juno was still 437,000 miles (703,000 kilometers) away - twice the distance from Earth to the Moon. So while this picture isn’t much better than what Voyager sent us all those…

When the 55 mph speed limit was enacted, very few cars had overdrive, so low speed in top gear actually was around 45-55. Plus cars were shaped like bricks, so aerodynamic drag escalated much quicker than on newer cars that actually have curves in the shape.

Justin Bieber has six straight number 1 albums....your logic is found wanting.

It flies using his inflated ego.

That’s what I’m looking forward to. They’ll have to be subtle about it as well, which will make it even more funny.

Can James still be referred to as Captain Slow?

And now the gif, since Kinja apparently hates me.