Okay so this one time, I convinced my friend to let us take his dads 250 California out for the day in Chicago and...well...lets just say it was one interesting day off.

To be fair, it was an Avalon. Probably blended into the parking spot.

No. Legendary’s Godzilla is the best Godzilla.

This also shows how ridiculous the new Japanese Godzilla looks.

I’m assuming it has FX35 suspension components. They share a platform. Same thought process as putting Forester suspension on an Impreza...

That makes about as much sense as this.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

How much does Tesla pay Jalopnik/Gawker for the constant Tesla articles? It’s absurd. And there’s a distinct lack of any strong negative opinions in the articles from Jalopnik too.

Some people need a truck, not a family car.

You’re calling him evolved?

It was a longstanding record, and she had to overcome many of life’s hurdles to break it.

Just needs Chris Evans screaming (says nobody).

A Jalop is never satisfied.

You just described my relationship with Dave Grohl.

Friend to me after reading this article: “And apparently I have to like Third Eye Blind now. This day is not going well.”

Even worse - these morons outright reject Science altogether... while tweeting on their smartphone or taking antibiotics for their latest UTI.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

Bad news— 90s rich kid liberal stoners are now Republicans.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

You can also see that the builder was an engineer because at no point did he consult a normal person to get reassurance that what he is doing is normal.