I’ve had three generations of Satellite 17" laptops and they never broke, I used the hell out of them. I’m typing on a five year old one now!

Well some of these stories seem crazy to me. I’ve had three generations of Satellite 17" laptops and they never broke, I used the hell out of them. I’m typing on a five year old one now! I kept buying them because they never let me down, including this one! 

My aunt was at Compaq back then, I had one of these or something very similar. 

He didn’t even intend that to be in the song. I’m glad it was.

Well there will be some classics coming to market, and less assholes, win win.

They paid, they haven’t been punished. 

Well in the 80's we had no airbags, roll down windows and an AM radio, not even a passenger side mirror. Hmm I wonder if all the tech and safety standards cost money?

There are slightly difficult fire roads etc.. where you might not want to take something less capable but you can move faster. I have a 52' M37 Dodge and I don’t want to rock crawl, it is fun crossing rivers and going around the fire roads with an occasional obstacle.

Indeed

My friend served on a ship in the gulf and he says they did use one on a small boat annoying them. Nothing but mist and a few pieces left. 

If anyone could do something like this it would be Koenigsegg

I can’t hear his voice anymore. I would have thrown up or just decked him. 

Yeah, my dad grew up on a ranch with WW2 Dodge trucks so he does it all the time and it really helps.