I thought it was all bullshit Drumpf? If it’s all BS then give us your taxes and let her speak??

He is so odd that this could really work, provided he has handlers. I am all for it, this could be awkwardly and accidentally amazing.

It’s not Top Gear without Jezza, Hamster and Capt. Slow.

My friend Robert Kahana lives across from the water as you come into Waimanalo from the Hawaii Kai side. So I was around there a lot. I went to Punahou.

The HOAs tried to mess with me, but fuck the HOAs. I came up with a plan so I can have four cars. I do have to rent a space at a storage place for my orange 240Z because I won’t street park that. HOAs are dicks and are full of shit, people with a grey prius in the 24 hour only guest spaces get no attention but the…

Give me that marble rye!!

Oh god people are calling the 90's classic...

They are still an officer, I work on shows in SF and we have cops come for big stuff all the time, they can get backup and do whatever a normal cop does. They are still doing their job. Teens are assholes, I have no doubt they were disturbing others in the theater, gosh never seen that before!! Typical Root.

Hey teens behave like animals, I have called them dipshits and worse to their face here in the city and asked them to behave. You have no idea he meant anything racist, teens are loud assholes sometimes, I always call them on their shit. We had a group of them riding bikes in middle of the street, doing wheelies and…

This is why I can’t stand religious people, based on your own religion this place seems like a damn palace, is this what Jesus intended ladies?? How is that tax exemption going for your imaginary bullshit?

Haha, I didn’t go to that school but my friend did.

Once you have a Japanese toilet everything else seems uncivilized.

Yeah I was going to say that youtube has tons of 8 bit songs. The Airwolf theme is good too.

Well if you have a Japanese toilet that washes yer buns then you just need to dry off. My wife is from Japan and we had the fancy Toto washlet, so I got one here. I was thinking of buying a bunch of cheap white towels and then just doing a white load every so often with a bit of bleach. The paper we use now is just…

Starbucks has awful coffee, don’t go there period!

Well I was an archeology major and I worked on preserved bog bodies, I’m no paper expert, but if the bottle was deposited in the sand and kept fairly dry for most of the time, the cork or plug lasted a long time but eventually disintegrated. We have no idea how long the plug lasted but in the right conditions it might…

We refer to that in the Corps as a clusterfuck. Well nobody will steal it!

Yawn, sanitized driving